A website dedicated exclusively to jokes about Zach's Mom, packed with more jokes than men at Zach's Mom's house on Two-for Tuesday. Mom jokes may offend some people, so don't read them if you can't take it. But do you know what can always take it? Zack's Mom.
Jokes about Zach's Mom
1. Who’s such a shameless slut the whole town’s got her number on speed dial?
Zach’s mom.
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2. Who’s got a bush so wild it’s got its own zip code?
Zach’s mom.
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3. Who’s so loose you could park a truck down there?
Zach’s mom.
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4. Who’s the reason the mattress store has a “no returns” policy?
Zach’s mom.
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5. Who’s got more mileage than a ’92 Honda Civic?
Zach’s mom.
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6. Who’s so loud the dog humps the couch just to join in?
Zach’s mom.
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7. Who’s the reason KY Jelly comes in bulk at Costco?
Zach’s mom.
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8. Who’s banged so many dudes the bedroom’s a revolving door?
Zach’s mom.
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9. Who’s so sloppy the sheets look like a crime scene?
Zach’s mom.
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10. Who’s got more stretch marks than a used condom?
Zach’s mom.
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11. Who’s the reason the plumber charges extra for “special clogs”?
Zach’s mom.
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12. Who’s so sticky the flies won’t even land?
Zach’s mom.
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13. Who’s slept with more guys than a truck stop has rigs?
Zach’s mom.
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14. Who’s the reason vibrators come with a warranty?
Zach’s mom.
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15. Who’s so wet the basement floods when she’s home alone?
Zach’s mom.
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16. Who’s got more clap than a standing ovation?
Zach’s mom.
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17. Who’s so loud every neighbor’s had her screaming their name?
Zach’s mom.
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18. Who’s so hairy the razor gave up halfway?
Zach’s mom.
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19. Who’s got a scent that clears a room faster than a fart?
Zach’s mom.
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20. Who’s the reason the bed frame’s on its last legs?
Zach’s mom.
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21. Who’s such a slut the football team calls her “halftime”?
Zach’s mom.
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22. Who’s got more partners than a square dance?
Zach’s mom.
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23. Who’s banged so many the laundry’s a DNA jackpot?
Zach’s mom.
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24. Who’s so loud the cops thought it was domestic abuse?
Zach’s mom.
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25. Who’s got a libido that outlasts a Duracell bunny?
Zach’s mom.
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26. Who’s the reason the mailman wears latex gloves?
Zach’s mom.
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27. Who’s such a whore the barflies fight over sloppy seconds?
Zach’s mom.
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28. Who’s got more toys than a sex shop clearance sale?
Zach’s mom.
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29. Who’s the reason the couch cushions stick together?
Zach’s mom.
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30. Who’s so wild the handcuffs have stretch marks?
Zach’s mom.
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31. Who’s got a walk of shame that spans two zip codes?
Zach’s mom.
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32. Who’s the reason the showerhead’s detachable?
Zach’s mom.
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33. Who’s so greasy the oil change guy said “no thanks”?
Zach’s mom.
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34. Who’s got more thrust than a jet engine?
Zach’s mom.
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35. Who’s the reason the guest bathroom smells like regret?
Zach’s mom.
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36. Who’s so ripe the fruit flies moved out?
Zach’s mom.
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37. Who’s got a moan that wakes up coma patients?
Zach’s mom.
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38. Who’s the reason the light bill spiked from the “massager”?
Zach’s mom.
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39. Who’s so sweaty the sheets need a hazmat team?
Zach’s mom.
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40. Who’s got more bounce than a trampoline park?
Zach’s mom.
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41. Who’s such a slut the delivery guy’s on a first-name basis?
Zach’s mom.
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42. Who’s so sloppy the vacuum cleaner gagged?
Zach’s mom.
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43. Who’s got more action than a porn star’s blooper reel?
Zach’s mom.
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44. Who’s the reason the towels are always crusty?
Zach’s mom.
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45. Who’s so loud the Alexa keeps saying “please stop”?
Zach’s mom.
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46. Who’s got a grip that could choke a python?
Zach’s mom.
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47. Who’s the reason the curtains are drawn 24/7?
Zach’s mom.
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48. Who’s such a slut the PTA dads started a fan club?
Zach’s mom.
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49. Who’s got more skid marks than a racetrack?
Zach’s mom.
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50. Who’s the reason the UPS guy knows the back door?
Zach’s mom.
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51. Who’s so wild the zoo banned her from the monkey cage?
Zach’s mom.
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52. Who’s got a stench that makes onions cry?
Zach’s mom.
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53. Who’s the reason the bedposts are notched to splinters?
Zach’s mom.
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54. Who’s banged so many the welcome mat says “next”?
Zach’s mom.
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55. Who’s got more thrust than a SpaceX launch?
Zach’s mom.
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56. Who’s the reason the couch has a “do not sit” sign?
Zach’s mom.
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57. Who’s so loud the deaf guy next door complained?
Zach’s mom.
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58. Who’s got a trail of underwear leading to the garage?
Zach’s mom.
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59. Who’s the reason the mirror’s always foggy?
Zach’s mom.
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60. Who’s so nasty the roaches filed for eviction?
Zach’s mom.
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61. Who’s got more grind than a coffee shop at rush hour?
Zach’s mom.
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62. Who’s the reason the carpet’s matted in weird spots?
Zach’s mom.
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63. Who’s such a slut the pool boy’s on a retainer?
Zach’s mom.
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64. Who’s got more bounce than a kangaroo on a pogo stick?
Zach’s mom.
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65. Who’s the reason the blinds are permanently bent?
Zach’s mom.
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66. Who’s so loud the car alarm joins in?
Zach’s mom.
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67. Who’s slept with so many the church ran out of candles?
Zach’s mom.
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68. Who’s the reason the ceiling fan’s off-balance?
Zach’s mom.
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69. Who’s so freaky the clown at the party got scared?
Zach’s mom.
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70. Who’s got more suction than a shop vac?
Zach’s mom.
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71. Who’s such a slut the stray dogs line up for a turn?
Zach’s mom.
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72. Who’s banged so many the mailman’s got her schedule?
Zach’s mom.
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73. Who’s got a rhythm that shakes the foundation?
Zach’s mom.
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74. Who’s the reason the yoga mat’s in therapy?
Zach’s mom.
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75. Who’s such a whore the bikers call her “clubhouse”?
Zach’s mom.
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76. Who’s got more heat than a microwave on high?
Zach’s mom.
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77. Who’s slept with so many the firemen work overtime?
Zach’s mom.
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78. Who’s so loud the birds stopped chirping?
Zach’s mom.
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79. Who’s such a slut the landfill’s got her perfume?
Zach’s mom.
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80. Who’s the reason the headboard’s in pieces?
Zach’s mom.
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81. Who’s so messy the trash can said “enough”?
Zach’s mom.
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82. Who’s got more thrust than a runaway train?
Zach’s mom.
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83. Who’s the reason the chandelier’s swinging?
Zach’s mom.
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84. Who’s banged so many the cops know her safe word?
Zach’s mom.
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85. Who’s got a howl that wakes the dead?
Zach’s mom.
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86. Who’s the reason the rug’s got burn marks?
Zach’s mom.
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87. Who’s such a slut the circus clowns share her tent?
Zach’s mom.
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88. Who’s got more drip than a leaky faucet?
Zach’s mom.
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89. Who’s slept with so many the roof’s got skid marks?
Zach’s mom.
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90. Who’s so loud the echo filed a restraining order?
Zach’s mom.
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91. Who’s got a grip that bends steel?
Zach’s mom.
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92. Who’s the reason the pillows are lumpy?
Zach’s mom.
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93. Who’s such a whore the alley cats call her queen?
Zach’s mom.
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94. Who’s got more bounce than a dodgeball game?
Zach’s mom.
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95. Who’s the reason the springs are sprung?
Zach’s mom.
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96. Who’s so wet the fish feel at home?
Zach’s mom.
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97. Who’s banged so many the bartender’s got her tab tattooed?
Zach’s mom.
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98. Who’s such a slut the handyman’s got her on speed dial?
Zach’s mom.
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99. Who’s so loud the bats left the attic?
Zach’s mom.
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100. Who gets more action than a John Wick movie?
Zach’s mom.